Elliott: America, I owe you an apology. Like many citizens today, I have been brainwashed by the liberal media, by the “arts and leisure elite,” by socialist universities, and by the coasts. I have been living in a political fantasy, but no longer. I am now and forever a staunchly conservative Republican. I believe in traditional Christian values, speaking in English at all times, and anaesthetizing the lower classes with presidential fantasies of gold faucets and beautiful women. I love my beliefs, I love my country, and I love my God. End of story.
These writers seem incapable of thinking anyone would be a conservative without the incentive of money or fame. Just because nearly every character in the show acts like an idiot doesn’t mean they should treat viewers like idiots.
There are still seven episodes left in the season which means plenty of time to insult the right even more. Heaven forbid this series gets another awful season.