• January 28, 2023

Brian Anderson

Obama Vows To Stop Bernie Sanders From Being Democratic Party

It’s unclear who Barack Obama wants to get the 2020 democratic party nomination, but painfully obvious which candidate he won’t tolerate. The former president and most popular democrat says he would stop Bernie Sanders from landing the party’s nod. Apparently Bernie is too far left for even the farthest-left president this country has ever had. […]Read More

Impeachment Fantasy Is Dead: WaPo Now Says Drag Queens Will

Wow, the Washington Post is crushing this journalism thing, aren’t they? Def-Con News just got done reporting how the WaPo proclaims Obama a conservative and now they are saying drag queens will remove Trump from office. I guess this means liberals have abandoned their impeachment fantasies, but what they’ve moved onto is even more far-fetched. At this […]Read More

HERE’S BERNIE SANDERS LYING THAT HE THINKS GUN CONFISCATION IS

I thought it was Veteran’s day, not Opposite Day. Elderly socialist Bernie Sanders told a voter that he believes mandatory “gun buybacks” are actually gun confiscations, which are unconstitutional. He’s not wrong, but it’s very weird coming from a leftist demanding a revolution to transform this country into a communist hellhole. Don’t worry, while Bernie […]Read More

MICHELLE OBAMA COMPLAINS THAT WHITE PEOPLE ARE AFRAID OF HER

Recently Michelle Obama complained that white folks were afraid of her because white people are all racist. Despite her very privileged life, the former first lady loves to portray herself as a victim, but clearly this is not bigotry. She’s terrifying, hideous, and built like an outside linebacker. Everyone is afraid of her: whites, blacks, […]Read More

ELIZABETH WARREN CLAIMS BLACK TRANS PEOPLE ARE THE ‘BACKBONE OF

If you thought the Constitution, the economy, or hard-working patriotic Americans are what holds this country up, you were way the hell off. According to Chief Panders With Weirdos Elizabeth Warren it’s really black transgender, gender-nonconforming, and nonbinary people who are the “backbone of our democracy.” I honestly don’t know the difference between those 3 […]Read More

GOVERNOR BLACKFACE PLANS TO CONFISCATE BLACK RIFLES

Virginia Governor Ralph Northam was busted for his racist past including moonwalking in blackface, but he’s a democrat so liberals don’t care. Last week the both houses of the Virginia state legislature flipped from red to blue so with democrats in complete control of the state they are gearing up to shred the 2nd Amendment. […]Read More